A woman walks into her accountant's office and
tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says "Before
we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions. He gets her name, address,
social security number, etc. and then asks "What is your occupation?"
The woman replies "I'm a high-priced
whore". The accountant balks and says "No, no, no. That will never
work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that". The woman
says "Okay, I'm a high-end call girl!" "No, that is still too crude.
Try again".
They both think for a minute, then
the woman states "I'm an elite chicken farmer". The accountant asks
"What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call
girl?" "Well, I raised over 5,000 peckers last year".
