Thursday, November 8, 2018

just another Stupid Joke

Grandmother Audrey and Grandfather Russ were sitting in their veranda rockers watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about the good old days, when Audrey turned to Russ and said "Darling, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take my hand?"
Russ looked over at her, smiled and took her aged hand in his. With a wry little smile Audrey pressed a little farther "Darling, do you remember how after we were engaged you'd sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss me on the cheek?"
Russ leaned slowly toward Audrey and gave her a lingering kiss on her wrinkled cheek.
Growing bolder still, Audrey said "Honey, do you remember how, after we were first married, you'd kind of nibble on my ear?"
Russ slowly got up from his rocker and headed into the house. Audrey in panic panic said "Darling, where are you going?"
Grandfather Russ answered "To get my teeth!"