Thursday, January 24, 2019

Stupid Joke

An American, A Canadian and a Japanese were stranded in a deserted island in middle of nowhere. They understood that until rescues arrived, they will need to work together in order to stay alive on the island. So they decided to divide up the tasks.
The American points to the Canadian and says "You will be in charge of building and maintaining a fire". The Canadian nods.
Then he points to the Japanese and says "You will be in charge of supplies". The Japanese nods.
"And I will be in charge of building shelters, we will meet back here by sunset".
They agreed and went off their own ways.
By sunset, the American has built this beautiful sturdy shelter, enough for 3 plus more. The Canadian created a big steady camp fire all ready to cook whatever they got. But the Japanese is nowhere to be found.
After a few more hours, night falls and there were still no signs of the Japanese. They got worried and decided to go into the forest to look for him. They inch slowly towards the forest with caution because they don't know what wild beasts roam at night. As soon as they stepped into the forest, a bush rustles, and out jumped the Japanese man screaming "SURPLISE!!"