Friday, December 1, 2017
revenge of the stupid jokes part deux
A man is sitting in a bar looking really upset. The barman realises
that this depressed looking man is bad for business so goes to cheer
him up. "What's the matter?" asks the barman. "I've just found my wife
in bed with my best friend" "That's awful!" shouts the barman. "What a
bitch! What did you do?" "Well" said the man "I grabbed my girlfriend
by the hair, threw her out of the house, grabbed all her clothes, threw
them out of the window after her and told her never to come back".
"Good for you" says the barman. "What did you do to your best friend?"
"Well" says the man. "I shook my finger at him and said "BAD DOG!"