An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered
a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down
next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked
"Are you a real cowboy?" He replied "Well, I"ve spent my whole life
breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling
calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats,
working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.".
She said "I'm a lesbian. I spend my
whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the
morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked
women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything
makes me think of naked women".
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down
on the other side of the old cowboy and asked "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a
lesbian".
