A lone sniper was about to assassinate Donald Trump. Just at the last
moment, one of the President's bodyguards spotted him. He immediately
shouted "Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse!" A shot rang out and Trump fell
dead. As his aides gathered round the body, one of them asked the
bodyguard why he had shouted "Mickey Mouse" 'I'm sorry" he said "I
meant to shout "Donald, duck!"