A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game.
For weeks in advance, he coached his
patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived,
everything went quite well.
As the national anthem started, the
doctor yelled "Up Nuts" and the patients complied by standing up. After
the anthem, he yelled "Down Nuts" and they all sat back down in their
seats.
After a home run was hit, the doctor
yelled "Cheer Nuts" They all broke out into applause and cheered. When
the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home
team, the Doctor yelled "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and
cat calling.
Comfortable with their response, the
doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in
charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress.
Finding his missing assistant, the
doctor asked:" What in the world happened?" The assistant replied "Well
everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled
"PEANUTS!"