An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an open buggy one cold, blustery January day.
The daughter said to the mother
"My hands are freezing cold". The mother replied "Put your hands
between your legs. The body heat will warm them up".
So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day, the daughter was
riding in the buggy with her boyfriend. The boyfriend said "My hands
are freezing cold". The daughter said "Put them between my legs,
they'll warm up".
He did, and his hands warmed up.
The next day, the boyfriend is
driving in the buggy with the daughter. He said "My nose is freezing
cold". The daughter said "Put it between my legs. It will warm up".
He did, and his nose warmed up.
The next day, the boyfriend is driving again with the daughter and he said "My penis is frozen solid".
Later, the daughter is driving in
the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother "Have you ever
heard of a penis?" The slightly concerned mother says "Sure, why do you
ask?" The daughter says "Well, they make one heck of a mess when they
thaw out.
