A man goes to his Doctor as every time he farts it sounds like the word HONDA...
Doctor refers him to specialist at local Hospital,
after examination the specialist says "You have a small abscess in your
rectum and as you break wind the rush of wind passing over the abscess
makes it sound like HONDA".
The man not satisfied asks for a second opinion.
The specialist says "We have a Chinese consultant Professor Chang that
you can see, the man agrees.
The next day he sees Professor Chang and explains
everything about the abscess. The professor tells the man that the
diagnosis is correct, as a well-known Chinese proverb says "Abscess
makes the fart go HONDA".
