Wednesday, November 7, 2018
Stupid Joke
Several days before Halloween, Tom, Dick and Harry were sitting in a
bar enjoying a few quiet drinks, when they decided to get in on the
Christmas raffle. Since the raffle was for charity, they bought five
tickets each. When the raffle was drawn a few days later, they each won a
prize. Tom won the first prize - a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti
sauce. Dick was the winner of the second prize - a six-month supply of
extra-long gourmet spaghetti. And Harry won the sixth prize - a toilet
brush. The next time they met at the bar, Harry asked the others how
they were enjoying their prizes. "Great" said Tom. "I love spaghetti".
"Me too" replied Dick. "And how's the toilet brush, Harry?" "Not so
good" Harry groaned "I reckon I'll go back to toilet paper".