A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can’t sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.
The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles, and he will stop snoring.
“Yeah right!” she says.
A
few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The
wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes
to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully
around the dog’s testicles.
Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed…
Later
that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with
his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and immediately begins
snoring loudly.
The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on
him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and
ties it around her husband’s testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him!
The
woman sleeps soundly. The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and
stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he
glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.
He
is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the
red ribbon attached to his dog’s testicles. He shakes his head and looks
at the dog and whispers,
“I don’t know where we were or what we did… but, by *somehow* we took FIRST and SECOND place!
