An American and his Czechoslovakian friend were out
walking in the forest. They rounded a corner and right in front of
them stood a giant grizzly bear. Before they could make a move, the
bear jumped up and ate the European.
The American turned and ran. He
pulled out his cell phone and called the local forest ranger. In no
time, an experienced ranger was upon the scene and they headed back to
find the man-eating bear.
They neared the site where the man
was eaten. They came upon two bears, a male and a female. The ranger
asked the American which bear ate his friend. The American replied that
it was the male, the bigger of the two.
With that, the fearless ranger pulled
out his hunting knife and with one fell swoop, slashed open the belly
of the female, and out popped the man's friend.
"Never trust someone when they say the Czech is in the male!"
