There were two lovers, who were really into
spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either died, the one
remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly
30 days after their death.
Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in a car wreck.
True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later.
At the séance, she called out "John,
John, this is Martha. Do you hear me?" A ghostly voice answered her
"Yes Martha, this is John. I can hear you".
Martha tearfully asked "Oh John, what
is it like where you are?" "It's great. There are azure skies, a soft
breeze, sunshine most of the time, the grass is so green and the cows
have such beautiful eyes".
"What do you do all day?" asked
Martha. "Well, Martha, we get up before sunrise, eat some good
breakfast, and there's nothing but making love until noon. After lunch,
we nap until two and then make love again until about five. After
dinner, we go at it again until we fall asleep about 11 p.m".
Martha was somewhat taken aback.
"Is that what heaven really is like?" "Heaven? I'm not in heaven,
Martha". "Well, then, where are you?" "I'm a bull in Montana".
