Sunday, June 17, 2018
A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own
childhood was like. "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing
made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our
pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods". The little girl was
wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said "I sure wish I'd gotten
to know you sooner!"
Me: "What's the Wi-Fi password?" Bartender: "You need to buy a drink
first". Me: "Okay, I'll have a coke". Bartender: "Is Pepsi okay?" Me:
Sure. "How much is that?" Bartender: "$3" Me: "There you go. So what's
the Wi-Fi password?" Bartender: "You need to buy a drink first. No
spaces, all lowercase".
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